SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner: *Unfortunately, once again Androcles was unavailable for a tweet this week...*

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday! Happy Memorial Day!

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: Sticking too closely to a routine just gives serial killers a lot of opportunities.

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): #teenvampireproblems #skylarbrain

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I am not pushy or judgmental, I do not force my will on others. #ifyousayso

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday! In honor of all characters who died honorably... (WARNING SPOILER ALERT for anyone who hasn't seen Serenity!)

SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week: I lost my number...can I give it to you? #Parkerlogic
 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner: If someone tries to force you to speak, silence is the loudest answer.

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday! (Now that Androcles has made his point...) It's that time again: #SeasonFinaleBlues

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: Never assume post finale depression can't happen to you! #SeasonFinaleBlues

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): It's that time again everyone! :( #SeasonFinaleBlues

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I will always share my feelings when asked, knowing that silence can be hurtful.

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday! Isn't this how it ALWAYS feels? #SeasonFinaleBlues

SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week: Is it so wrong that I asked you to skip the finale for a date? You have TIVO right? #ohParker
 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner: *Sorry, Androcles is still being stubborn*

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday! It's season finale time!

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: When watching a season finale, surround oneself with pillows and get rid of all sharp objects.

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): We'll all dying over BATB renewal! #miracleshappen #evenwhenyouwishtheydidn't

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I will remain calm even if my fave character dies on the season finale. #YouKeepTellingYourselfThat

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday! I think we all feel this way after watching any season finale...

SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week: Oh, your favorite character just died? It's okay, you still have me. #parkerlogic #seasonfinaleblues
 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner: *in other news, Androcles is continuing to make a 'philosophical statement' with his lack of tweeting #makessense? *

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday! (Don't forget to buy your Mother's Day presents!)

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: The greatest risk of all is forgetting your mother on Mother's Day!

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): That awkward moment when your stay at home mom is too busy playing bridge to notice you're a vampire.

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I will not expect appreciation on Mother's Day; in time they will realize how well I nurtured them. #ohreally

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday! Let's give a round of applause for Liz, shall we?

SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week: I just realized why I like you so much...you're just like my mom! #ohParker
 
 
SUNDAY: *Androcles would have it known that his lack of tweet was a philosophical statement. Or something...*

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday!

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: Don't worry about scissors...just don't run with chopsticks! #vampireproblems

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): Plot? Who needs a plot...? #AFewPeopleInTheBackHaveTheirHandsRaised #SkylarBrain

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I will remove myself from social media and focus on experiencing reality. #ohreally #nicestart

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday!

SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week: Are you tired? Cause I must have been running through your mind all day! #parkerlogic
 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner: To give into the comfort of tradition is to constrict the mind. #holidayspirit?

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday! We've all been here...

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: Beware of cafeteria food. & unknown seasonings. & germs. & definitely lunch ladies. Be safe, just get home schooled!

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): That awkward moment when you hate everyone with the fire of a thousand suns. #10ThingsSkylarHatesAboutYou

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I will maintain inner poise & outward radiance, while resisting the urge to eat people. #vampireaffirmations

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday!

SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week: If you don't have anything nice to say...let's just make out! #Parkerlogic
 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner: In the end, patience is just the art of waiting to die. #reallybadadvice

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday!

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: Mardi Gras in New Orleans. What can go right? #BigUneasy #MikaelsonFamilyValues

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): Everyone knows the answer to the questions, and I'm over here daydreaming about Seth Green.

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I will remain patient with my soulmate while I wait for their heart to catch up with mine. #badadvice

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday!

SATURDAY: *Parker was unavailable for his weekly pick-up line, sorry everyone!*
 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner: In a battle between friends, it is best to take no sides while siding with both.

MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday!

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week: With all of the on-campus hazards, getting a Time Out should be the least of your worries.

WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green): Sometimes the only thing to do is smash a keyboard into your roommate's face #teenvampireproblems

THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation: I will be a supportive friend by never choosing sides...no matter how awkward things get.

FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday!

SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week: So...everyone already thinks I'm a trouble maker, wanna ditch class and make out? #Parkerlogic
 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner:
The reliability of the witnesses must be questioned when the accused are undoubtedly innocent.


MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday!

TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week:
Always opt for pens over pencils; you're life isn't worth being able to erase.


WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green):
That awkward moment when your vampire housemate takes your friend on a date and almost eats her...


THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation:
I will believe in the innocence of my loved ones, regardless of any evidence brought against them.


FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday!
Oh no...


SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week:
Hey, I just bit you and that was crazy. But I'm still awesome... So call me, maybe.
#Parkerlogic

 
 
SUNDAY: Androcles' Philosophy Corner:
Inconclusive results should be avoided...unless unavoidable.
#nowthat'sdeep


MONDAY: Ophelia's Cat Meme Monday!
Grumpy cat welcomes Spring!


TUESDAY: Juan's Safety Tip of the Week:
Springtime, when trees build their armies to kill you...
#paranoidvampireproblems


WEDNESDAY: Skylar's Random Thought of the Week (& all things Seth Green):
Posting this because Seth Green is in it. Do I need another reason?


THURSDAY: Renata's Weekly Affirmation:
Like a seed growing in the ground, I don't need to see results to know good change is happening.


FRIDAY: Raymond's Fandom Friday!
True story...


SATURDAY: Parker's Pick-up Line of the Week:
Spring is here and love is in the air...and I'm just as good looking as ever. My work here is done.