"Knowing where you come from is more important than planning where you're going."
"The problem with immortality is that is doesn't REALLY exist..."
"That awkward moment when four crazy vampires recruit you to solve their problems."
"Today I am a scholar and have a thirst for knowledge. Repeat."
(Yes, this will be happening soon...)
"I see you like vampires. I'm way cozier than that Edward guy. Wanna cuddle?"